Saturday, August 26, 2006

"The Baddest Bitch Around!!!"



Well she did it again. Janelle won the veto. Now all she has to do is win the next HOH and I am sure she will make it to the end of the game. I hope that Erika will be bright enough to nominate Boogie but I doubt very seriously that she will. I'm fairly certain that Erika will nominate Will or Danielle. Like I said in my letter...this is the only opportunity they have to turn the game around.



I have a feeling Janelle is getting ready to screw Will and Boogie over. Erika is the key player at this point though. Will she be smart or a dumb ass? Who knows...


Tomorrow is Christmas at the Big Brother house. They will be receiving gifts. Everyone is very excited. I hope they have fun. Do you think Janelle will wear that costume to open gifts?

Danielle told Erika earlier today that she has decided to except her role as an evil bitch. She is going to take out Will and Boogie. Boogie has told Erika that Danielle is threatening her behind her back. That is a lie that Erika should see through. Stop giving Boogie hand jobs and use your common sense. Danielle has also jumped on the "Janelle wins everything it's not fair" club. It amazes me that she won't give Janelle credit for anything she's done in the game. "She's not good, she's just lucky...I'll never vote for her!"

I still think Janelle is really loyal to George. I believe she would send Will home before George. Chill Town is seriously pressuring Erika to put up Danielle. They know they are in trouble. It is funny to watch. I find it interesting that Will decided to ignore Janelle today. Overtly ignore her! Bet he's sorry now.

more as I know...
A New Passion (sigh)...


Yes...Unfortunately I have found a new passion...everyone knows I'm a huge Big Brother fan...everyone knows I loved Buffy the Vampire Slayer...but my newest love...I just never thought I would feel this way again.

I love Veronica Mars.


There!!! I said it...satisfied? I LOVE VERONICA MARS!!!

I never thought this would happen. I thought I would remain faithful to Buffy even though she left me high and dry after our unforgettably perfect seven years. I guess what they say about "the seven year itch" is true. When I heard she was going to be replaced by this lame-ass wanna be I was horrified. No! It just can't be true! I decided then and there I would have nothing to do with her. Skank. Trick-ass ho.


Then I started to hear the talk. "Veronica is totally the new Buffy." NUH-UH! "All in all, Veronica Mars is one of the best I've seen in a while." NO!!! "No one does it better than Veronica Mars." Joss Whedon said that...not you Joss...anyone but you. Who passed out the damned Kool-aid!?!? I can not be swayed...I won't be...I'll never buy into this creepy cult mentality.


Then it happened. I actually looked in her direction. It was only for an hour...that's not really cheating right? Then I thought I could do it one more time. I was bored...this was a way to pass the time. That's all it is...then I did it again. I couldn't stop!!! Where were my morals!?! I'd somehow been infected with this uncontrollable need to spend time with her.

After a while I realized there was nothing I could do. I had fallen hopelessly in love with another woman. I finally decided it was pointless of me to try to hide it. I refuse to be closeted anymore. I love her and there is nothing anyone can do to stop me.


If you haven't visited Ms Mars I suggest you give her an hour of your time. If you don't fall for her then you are a stronger person than I ever was. I dare you not to love her! I dare you!
I challenge you right now to go and find her. Stop reading this post at he end of the next sentence. When you have spent your hour with Veronica come back here and read the last line of this post.

Told you so!



Friday, August 25, 2006

Operation Kill Chill



An open letter to those who are not Chill Town:

Dear Erika, George, Danielle and Janelle:



Have the four of you just gone retarded!?!? Do each one of you honestly think you are the "one" Chill Town really has an alliance with!?!? WAKE UP!!! They are playing every one of you!!! If you let either member of Chill Town make it to the final four you will have lost the game. I beg of you to put aside your petty differances for two evictions.... just two evictions!!! There are four of you and two of them playing in the next Power Of Veto competition. If you band together one of you will win the veto. Take either George or Janelle off the block (it doesn't matter which). Replace whatever one with Boogie. Thursday night vote out Boogie.



You don't know this but Thursday evening you will get rid of two people. The chances of Will winning the HOH or Veto are slim. Nominate one of you against Will. Vote out Will.



Now each one of you has an equal opprotunity to win the half a million. If you are up against a member of Chill Town you will loose! They are the only ones who have played a flawless game. Please, PLEASE don't go down in BB history as the fools who didn't think to get rid of Chill Town! This is your one shot...don't blow it.

Love
bishopj
The Birds and the Bees...and the girl that put the HO in HOH!

Nominations happened today as well as a food/luxury competition. As I predicted, Erika went with safe nominations...Janelle and Chicken George. I honestly don't know who the house wants to survive. They all say they want Janelle out but I can't tell if it is for real or not. It would definitely be in everyone's best interest to keep Janelle in the game...if they loose her then they won't have a "big bad" in the house and they will have to go after each other. If Janelle leaves Chill Town will become public enemy number one.

Danielle has decided to attach herself to Will and Janelle's hips. You can almost feel them wanting to scream at her "go away!"



We got a wonderful hint about how one of the cameramen feels about Erika. On Will's request Boogie went to showmance Erika and the camera man kept focusing on a particular portion of her HOH sign.



I think Danielle is having second doubts about getting rid of Janelle. I think she really wants to go to the final two with her and she's trying to figure out how that is possible.



They won Chicken George a slop free week pass during the food/luxury competition. They also won Will a trampoline for the next three days. Apparently the competition had something to do with dressing up like birds, bees, and flowers.



I honestly don't know what is going on this week but at least they've given Janelle a chance to win the veto again. I hope she does...I'm not ready for her to go. They all get a chance to play this week so it should be interesting. If will and Boogie throw the competition I think she will have a chance to win.

more as I know...
Thank You James


I just wanted to take a moment to commend James on his exit from the house on last night's live show. I have ragged on James for quite a while now and he really surprised me. I thought he left with great dignity. I loved how the house guests gave him an ovation when he was leaving. Tonight's episode felt like an All-Star show. While I also enjoy tense exits (like the ones given to us by Marcellas and Howie) I think we will be getting more like the one we saw tonight. Tonight I began to realize what a special experience this must be to the cast. I believe they are starting to realize this is almost over and they will never be able to do this again. This era of their lives is over. I just want to say "thank you James" for realizing this is a game and you were a good player. I also want to say "thank you final six" because the ovation you gave him was touching.

Let us all have a moment of silence for the "Legion Of Doom":


...and we're done.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Who is That???


I ran across this photo online and was shocked to find out who it really is!


That is FULL ON Julie Chen (the host of Big Brother)!!!


My girl definitely got some work done...and I say good for her!!!

The first pic is 1996, the second 2002, the third 2006...you work it out!!!!

Congratulations Erika!


Erika is the new head of household. James was evicted in a vote of 3 to 1. The exciting thing about next week is there will be a double eviction on the Thursday live show. From what I understand they will play out this week as normal. Thursday night they will pack a weeks worth of show into an hour episode. There will be an HOH competition followed by a VETO and then there will be another eviction immediately. That is an AWESOME idea. The house guests will not know what hit them and then they will be down to the final four. SWEET.



I predict Erika will nominate Chicken George and Janelle. If Janelle wins the POV then Erika will probably put up Will. Mike Boogie will not vote against Will. I suspect Chicken George will go home. If anyone else wins the POV then George will come off the block and Will will be put up against Janelle. Janelle will be sent home. It is another stressful week in the game...but they have no idea how stressful it is about to become!
My Favorite Big Brother Sites

I would like to spend some time today telling you about some of my very favorite Big Brother sites! These are the sites that I go to every summer...and they are in no particular order:
(click on names to link)


HAMSTER WATCH

Hamster Watch is definitely one of the most fun sites! It can be a little bitchy at times but it always has great pics and fun links! You can always expect HW to have an opinion on what is going on in the house. Love them!


REALITY BBQ

Reality BBQ is very straight forward. It is very easy to navigate through this site. They are always up to date and very informative.

JOKER'S UPDATES

My favorite thing about Joker's is that they have a live feed update board. They have people writing down everything that happens in the house 24/7. In the summer I tend to open their quick view update window on my desk top just in case I miss something important.

MEDIA FIENDS

Very informative and very well organized. I find this site to be the most objective one. They don't usually play favorites.

SIR LINKSALOT

Every BB link you can think of. This is usually my first stop when I want to read articles.

I LOVE REALITY


My favorite place to find you tube links. They have informative info on all BB seasons.

ALDAV BIG BROTHER

Great site full of useful information. They are a bit overwhelming at first glance and sometimes I find it hard to maneuver through the site. If you can't find it anywhere else you can usually find it here. It just may take you a second.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

This Is Really Sweet

PRESS HERE!!!

I enjoy Chris Appelhan's art!

Bye Bye Bitch pt 8


As it is now I'm going to have to say James will be leaving the house Thursday night. Danielle is beginning to pull a Janelle with the crying jags. I can't tell if she is faking it or not. She certainly has a reason to. Danielle is beginning to realize that she is alone in the house. She has alienated Janelle, Erika is in bed with Boogie, George thinks she is a liar and Chill Town...well we all know what Chill Town is about.

I have to say I love Danielle. She has been my favorite player since Season 3. I am very disappointed in her actions this time around. The thing I'm most disappointed by is her saying, "I'm here for redemption! I'm not playing the same game this time around." That is a bold faced lie. She is playing the exact same game as last time. James became her new Jason and Janelle became her new Roddy. I hope that Danielle is wise enough to cut the crap and focus in the next week.

You all know how I feel about James this season. He has been such a Will wanna be that he screwed up his own game. James is James and Will is Will. James doesn't seem to realize that Will may be a liar but he is a good natured liar. He doesn't seem to get that Will makes people feel good about themselves. James has just been vindictive and bitchy. That is a bad miscalculation on James' part.

I predict the votes will be 3 to 1 to vote out James.

Janelle, Will and Erika will vote to evict James and Danielle will vote to evict Chicken George.
I can also see it going like this:

Janelle and Danielle vote to evict Chicken George. Erika and Will vote to evict James. Mike Boogie then will break the tie by sending James home.
The deciding factor will be Janelle and if she chooses to honor her promise to never vote James out.

more as I know...

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

The Truth Is Out


If you saw tonight's episode of Big Brother you know the truth is out. James straight up lied about Janelle stealing his doll. How lame and embarrassing! What is really embarrassing is that you can clearly see her get to that doll first!!! He took that doll from HER hand and it was the wrong one!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! Poor Sarah (his girlfriend)! I feel for her because you know she must be getting attacked by annoyed James haters! If you are a James hater I beg of you not to take it out on that sweet little lady. As much as I bust him I would like to state for the record that I am not a James hater. He annoys me and I am not much of a fan of his poor sportsmanship...but he is an all-star (notice I didn't capitalize that for him).


My favorite part of the footage CBS showed us was James saying, "She physically attacked me!" In reaction Janelle puffs out her bottom lip and says, "I broke a nail!" She goes to show James that (alas) it is her middle finger! That was some funny shit!

We also learned tonight Janelle was indeed faking the night of tears. We learned that she doesn't trust Chill Town or anyone else in the house and the only person she is truly playing with is Chicken George. She didn't want him to be nominated in her place but I feel confident she will make sure he stays.

If you didn't see the infamous veto competition here are the good parts:

(Make sure to watch till the end when you see the analysis of the footage)



Drinking, Yoko Ono and Voodoo Dolls



The Big Brother house is just about as boring as usual Monday through Wednesday. Not much has gone on at all. Boogie and Will are still debating whether Janelle, Erika, or Danielle should be the third member of their alliance. Will is still fighting for Janelle and Boogie is still fighting for Erika. I think Danielle is going to make it to the final five...I'm not sure after that. Will said, "Look, we are about to let Yoko Ono into the Beatles! I'm Paul, you are John, James is Ringo Star and we just cut him loose. We just have to figure out if Janelle, Erika or Danielle is Yoko."




Speaking of Danielle....she is my girl and everything ...but what is up with her drinking this season. In a way I wonder if this game is a little too much for her. She has been drinking like a fish. She has even gone to the trouble making sure she is the first one in the storage room to pick up the alcohol so she can hide it in her room!!! Last night she drank till 3:00 in the morning. Watch out Danielle! You are showing Will and Janelle your weaknesses. If I were her I'd leave them alone in the wee hours of the morning. They are a dangerous pair.


George is acting just as bazaar as he can. He has taken over the red room and turned it into "George's Tikki Hut". He makes these really bazaar trinkets and hangs them all around. Today he amused himself by making a slop voodoo doll of James and cooked it in the oven. He gleefully shouted, "I'm cooking James! I'm cooking you alive James!"
That's voodoo Y'all!



Will amused himself by having an illicit affair with the internet viewers. He then broke up with us and eventually came back. In the end he was killed by a lawn chair!




Janelle, Will and Boogie began to cement their secret alliance. They wanted to make sure the cameras got a cool shot of them walking in the back yard like soldiers (or mean girls in any highschool movie).



Erika has become even more of a piece of furniture. The only thing she seems to be good at is giving Boogie hand jobs and fulfilling her supporting role (with Danielle) as Janelle's evil stepsister. I love how they trash her and then smoke all her cigarettes! Classy!



more as I know...