America's Next Top Model
Cycle 9

Oh Mah Gah Y'all!!!! It's totally that time again!!! ANTM cycle 9 starts Wednesday, September 19th and you bitches better be there! As usual, I am going to give my opinions of the new girls based completely on their first shots. I was totally wrong last cycle...let's hope I'm a better judge of character this time around! Here we go y'all:

Meet the ladies of America's Next Top Model: cycle 9!

LISA

Lisa...well, I just sort of think she's blah in this photo! I've seen this girl on ANTM before...in one cycle she was called Mercedes, in another Nic...this look bores the shit out me now! Hopefully makeover day will rock this beeeetch out!

Chantal

Chantal intrigues me! She reminds me of the high school girls I was obsessed with when I was a small boy. Her lip gloss is poppin' but that blouse is soooo last year. I wonder if she will be the short haircut girl this season. I can hear it now: "We really feel like you are too commercial so we decided to chop all your hair off! We want you too look edgy like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby!"

Sarah

Alright Sarah! Is it just me or does she favor tv's Wonder Woman: Lynda Carter in the face! I have to co-sign her just for that! She needs to be careful though...Tyra may rip that wide belt off to add to her collection! This may be the first girl to go...

Janet

Janet is another that bores the shit out of me! I do recognize a certain devilish twinkle in her eyes that gives me a little hope...or she could just be mildly retarded...hard to say...

Jenah

Jenah looks crazy as a loon and that makes me love her! Fun! I think she will either be annoying or brilliant! There will be no in between. I hope they change that hair a lot!

Kimberly

I'm lovin' this girl at first glance. She's like a baby Milla Jovavitch! Long legs and awesome eyes- -She may be my favorite going into this cycle!

Mila

This girl looks broke down! I really don't like her at first glance. I suspect she will be the girl everyone hates. She may also be like Natasha (cycle 8). I didn't like her very much going into cycle 8, but by the end I really wanted her to win!

Saliesha
(no really, that's her name!)

She looks like a beeeotch to me! I think she will be the over confidant girl that has to learn she's not all that! She may surprise me and be the girl next door...but she certainly doesn't photograph like one!

Victoria

She is the Shandi (cycle 2) of the season I bet! I don't think she'll be around for long but I have been wrong in the past. She does have that normal girl look that could easily translate well to film.

Ambreal

Looks like a hot mess to me! I hope she is fun to watch because this first photo kinda sucks.

Bianca

Blahhh! This girl does absolutely nothing for me. I bet she is the girl Tyra will keep forever while we sit at home and wonder why! Examples of this girl are: Kesse (cycle 1), Camille (cycle 2), Anne (cycle 3), Keenyah (cycle 4), Bre (cycle 5), Furonda (cycle 6), Eugena (cycle 7), Dionne (cycle 8)! Every cycle has this girl and sometimes she is very entertaining (see: Camille, Furonda, and Dionne).

Ebony

This is the third Ebony in 9 cycles of ANTM. One thing I can say for the Ebonys is that they are always entertaining. From the look of this photo, I bet this one is gonna be a whole lot of fun! I think she is the girl I'm most eager to watch on tv!
By the way...was she one of the Flava of Love's Charm School girlz???

Heather

One word: BOOOOOOORING!!!!! This girl is ...well...(yawn)...I...(ZZZZZZZZ)

Ok that is is for now! Let me know if you have any thoughts on these girls. I will leave you with the cycle 9 promotional videos! I haven't actually watched them yet so you may find out more about the girls. Like I said before, I like to do these first impressions based totally on the photo.

THE GIRLS OF CYCLE 9



THE TEASER





Have fun and I will write again after the premiere!!!
ANTM: Cycle 9 Wednesday, September 19, 2007 @ 8/7c

Click TYRA for link to show web page:

How Did I End Up In the 7th Level of Hell!?!?

My friend (Tammy) sent this to me and I failed with flying colors!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

This Speaks for Itself

This is for Elizabeth, Megan, Pil, Katie and Amy (from ANTPodcast).