Monday, December 25, 2006

Cycle 1

The Girl Who Everyone Thinks Is Killing Herself

I love this episode! It has everything! It's scandalous! It's touching! It's Awesome! It's scary! It's Tyra!!!

Happy Holidays everyone! Have fun!!!

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

cycle 1

episode 4
The Girl Who Drives Everyone Crazy

Well our happy models are at it again! Who is the one girl who drives the rest crazy? I bet you'll never guess...

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

cycle 1

"The Girl who gets Rushed to the Emergency Room"
Episode 3

Here is the latest episode of cycle 1! Check out that Mr Jay with his real hair color...oh how I long for the days when he was just the make up guy...sigh

Enjoy! I will post Episode 4 soon!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

C ycle 1
"The Girls is here to Win!"

Episode 2

We find out a little more about what these girls are really like! Keep an eye on that Elyse and Robin! What about that prayer circle!?!? Sweet!!! I love classic ANTM!!!


Monday, December 11, 2006


Eugena was the first to go when the girls had to do a Cover Girl commercial and photo shoot on the finale of ANTM. The girls all showed up and they had to do the typical commercial/shoot that they do every year. It's basically blatant product placement for some random Cover Girl product.

The girls did well. Eugena was surprisingly good and Caridee rocked the casbah. Smellrose bit the big one though. It was great to see another Smellrose melt down. My girl has some serious issues!

The next day they had elimination. By all practical purposes this should have been Smellrose's swan song...her photo sucked and her commercial seemed forced. The judges took pity on her and canned Eugena. I have to say I was shocked. I loved how Caridee whispered to Eugena before she walked away that she would not let Smellrose win! Tooooo funny! This is the first time in Top Model history that two blond girls were in the final two.

Now we were down to the final two: Caridee and Smellrose. They were taken to their last challenge. It was a runway show. I need to take a moment to bitch. Last cycle they had the weird runway show that seemed completely faux. This year the show seemed like it might be cool but it wasn't. It was so incredibly lame that I almost had to turn it off.
The girls were dressed up in bridal wear and in the end they had to run around like ghost brides screaming and looking all crazy. Whatever Tyra. What was up with Ms J making a weird appearance in the show? Sometimes I think Tyra and the Judges all get stoned and watch these runway shows so they can laugh their asses off at the dumb ass models!

Caridee went way over the top and "accidentally" stepped on Smelrose's gown. She ripped it and Smellrose threw a big ole hissy fit. Truth be told, Smellrose was the better girl at the runway show. I have to say I started to get really nervous!

The judges did their final panel and pretty much told Caridee her performance sucked the big one. Smellrose was complimented but told that she sucked on the Cover Girl shoot. Whatever was going to happen!?!?!

In the End Caridee won and Smellrose was absolutely crushed. He He He.

Now for the final fun part of cycle 7:

Best Photo:


Well, she won! I was pretty happy about that!

Most Improved:


Look at the photo at the beginning of this blog and look at this one. Eugena was the most improved of all the girls...I almost like this photo better than Caridee's!

Annoying Bitch of the Week:


Smellrose reclaimed the title! She showed that she is fully capable of throwing a hissy fit at the drop of an eyelash! WHATEVER GIRL!!! Go to therapy...

Well everyone it was fun....waaaay fun and I am pleased to tell you that in addition to posting the episodes of Cycle 1 of ANTM I will also be "bye bye bitching" about the CW's hiatus replacement Britain's Next Top Model! There are two two-hour specials on the 13th and the 20th that sum up cycle 1 and cycle 2. Yay!
See you here next week!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

America's Next Top Model
Cycle 1
The Girl Who Wants It Bad

I promise I'm going to post the finale of Cycle 7 soon, but in the meantime I thought I would give you a blast from the past by showing you episodes from the very first season! Too much fun right!?!?
I would like to thank chocolatealmonds for posting these in the first place!
This retro look at Tyra is dedicated to Amy (IBFF), Megan and Elizabeth! You three give me great pleasure because you share my love of this show!
On to episode 1 of Cycle 1:

Please feel free to leave comments about the show...but please make sure to remain spoiler free for the readers who have never seen it before!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Bye Bye Bitch!!! pt 10

Amanda was the last girl before the finale to be sent home! I have to say I definitely did not agree with this decision. Whatever. My opinion officially doesn't count so on to the recap!

The big reward competition was Flamenco Dancing. The girls were taught how to dance by their partners on one day and then they had to perform in front of an audience the next. Amanda was pretty much crapping her panties because she knew she was awkward. Smellrose was confident and velociraptor-like the whole time. Eugena was playing her role as catty bitch to the hilt and Caridee was...well...she was Caridee...

The actual dancing sort of sucked but Amanda practiced a lot the night before so she didn't suck too bad. Smellrose bit the big one. She screwed up one of the first steps and just sort of never recovered. Eugena (who was a dancer when she was younger) did well and Caridee did fine...not anything to write home about.

Eugena won the competition and she chose Amanda to be her co-rewardee. They got some was a little lame. The best part of the whole dancing excersize was Smellrose freaking out because she didn't win. She had a total was awesome.

The photo shoot was interesting this week. The girls were divided into pairs (Eugena/Smellrose and Amanda/Caridee). They got flowy dresses and extentions and were told to float on their backs in a pool. They were supposed to look like water nymphs.

Eugena and Smellrose were first and Eugena sucked as usual. I guess it didn't help that Smellrose and Eugena hate each other! They got through the shoot just fine but complained about the freezing water a lot.

Caridee and Amanda did really well---except for the fact that Caridee had to be removed from the pool because she was starting to develop hypothermia!!! It was sooooo funny! She was shaking so hard! Props to Amanda for letting them take photos of her alone!

The judge's panel was confusing and pretty much LAME. Whatever Tyra! She tried to show the girls how to dance and totally lost her shoe! Priceless! I do not understand how they kept Ewwwgena over Amanda!?! What the Hell? Let the photos speak for themselves!

Cover Girl of the Week:


Best Photo:

Amanda and Caridee

Sorry 'bout it! They were the best ones. I really think Amanda's shot puts Ewwwgena's to shame. I just don't get it....

Most Improved:

Ms J

Props to Ms J for looking at Tyra like she was crazy (when she asked him to dance with her).

Annoying Bitch of the Week:

Tyra Banks

Dear Tyra:
What is up with you this season? I adore you and hope that you will snap the Hell out of whatever childhood trauma you are reliving. Stop freaking the Hell out in panel and mellow girl...mellooooow...