Sunday, December 16, 2007

Your Birthdate: September 20

You are a virtual roller coaster of emotions, and most people enjoy the ride.
Your mood tends to set the tone of the room, and when you're happy, this is a good thing.
When you get in a dark mood, watch out - it's very hard to get you out of it.
It's sometimes hard for you to cheer up, and your gloom can be contagious.

Your strength: Your warm heart

Your weakness: Trouble controlling your emotions

Your power color: Black

Your power symbol: Musical note

Your power month: February
Should I Be Worried???

Your results:
You are Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman
The Flash
Green Lantern
Iron Man
You are a beautiful princess
with great strength of character.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Thursday, December 13, 2007

"I feel more than a bit cheated..."

America's Next Top Model
Cycle 9


What a pile of SHIT!!!!! This will always go down as the worst cycle of ANTM in my mind! Even more than the cycle they went to Thailand. I didn't care who won towards the end. We all knew Saleisha would take it. As the team over at Jezebel pointed out recently: Saleisha should have never been allowed in the competition:

Rule # 10 of the terms of eligibility for ANTM:
You must NOT have previous experience as a model in a national campaign within the last five (5) years (including, but not limited to, appearances on television and print advertisements).

Jezebel's smoking gun:

I am so disappointed.
And while I'm bitching...WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT RUNWAY SHOW!?!?!?
There was no audience and the judges actually walked down the runway before the show!!! Tyra looked like an evil Disney villain!!! What is going on!?!? It was pretty amusing when Chantal's billowing robe took out the Chinese guy on stilts. I just felt bad for her...there was no way in Hell they were going to choose Chantal over the evil Saleisha.

I will give a more detailed rundown about the show a little later...I think I will take to bed for a while and try to deal with the loss of my favorite show. (heavy sigh)

Monday, December 10, 2007

Blast From The Past

I ran across this today and it made me feel good! I hadn't seen it in , I don't know...forever! I love this kid!!!

What The HELL???

Thursday, December 06, 2007

America's Next Top Model
Bye Bye Bitch pt 10

Ding Dong the witch is dead!!! I have to say I am a little sorry to see Bianca go this week. She was pretty much the only girl that got to say bad things on the show...I will miss her!

It's really hard for me to remain positive about the show now. Last night it was very clear that they were trying to suddenly shove Saleisha down our throats. Every time a person of importance saw her they would say things like, "Saleisha is just amazing" or "every time I see you, you look more and more edgy" or "she's becoming very high fashion". NO SHE'S NOT!!!! She looks like TOOTIE from THE FACTS OF LIFE!!!! TOOTIE IS NOT HIGH FASHION!!!! I really think they are setting us up to accept Saleisha as the winner of this cycle. I really hope I am wrong...I hope that I'm jaded and that I have trust issues...
If Tootie wins I will gouge my eyes out!

The challenge was lame this week. The girls had to dress like different Chinese heroines (the four beauties I think) and then they had to modernize the look. Jenah won the competition and got to have a private runway tutorial with Ms J.

This week was the infamous Tyra photo shoot. She had them dressed as warrior women against a backdrop of the Great Wall of China. They were nice shots! I was impressed.

In panel Jenah had a complete meltdown and Tyra was really mean about it. Jenah was homesick and Tyra made it out like the girl fucking quit or something. Whatever Tyra. In the end Bianca was just not up to par with the other girls! She was sent back to America!

Cover Girl of the Week



Best Photo

group shot

A very nice shot and may I point out that the girls who look like real models are Jenah and Chantal...Saleisha and Bianca look retarded!

The Final Three


Jenah....oh Jenah!!! I love her but I don't think she will win...I don't even think she'll make final's sad because she is the best of the three...


Chantal is a little cute for my taste but I could easily see her making it to the final two. She is Cover Girls material!


Apparently this was a great shot...why? Because she can jump??? I don't get it...

The Next Twiggy

Paulina Porizkova

Apparently Twiggy has scheduling conflicts and Supermodel Paulina is the new bitch in town! Awesome!!!

Annoying Bitch of the Week

Tyra Banks

Her head is so far up Saleisha's ass that when she took it out they had the same haircut. I hate Tyra (Tyrant!!!) this season. She's crazy and I just don't like it. Maybe next season will be better! Maybe...

Saturday, December 01, 2007

America's Next Top Model
Bye Bye Bitch pt 9

Tragedy!!!! Tragedy!!!! (I'm beating my chest and clawing my hair out right now.)
Why oh why could my lovely Heather not rock this week!?!
I'm very depressed now...

This week was all about the go-see! Our five finalists were given a few hours, a taxi, and a translator each. This was hands down the worst batch of go -sees I have ever seen on the show!!! Three girls were disqualified for being late and poor challenged Heather only made 1 of 5 meetings--and was 40 minutes late!!!

Needless to say it was between Bianca and Saleisha for winner of the challenge. I was shocked to see how Saleisha has started behaving. She is smug and least Bianca has been a beeeeetch from the beginning! We know what we are getting with her. Saleisha is a sneaky bitch! I don't trust her as far as I can throw her.

Nigel was the photographer this week. Everyone did well but Jenah came across like a bitch. We should all know by now that Nigel does not deal well with assertive women who are not intimidated by him...remember his incident with Caridee?

In the end it was decided that Heather could not make the cut...I'm sooooo effing sad now.

Cover Girl Of The Week


I'm burning a candle for you were robbed.

Best Photo:


I only picked Chantal because I refuse to put Saleisha or Bianca in this slot this week! I'm just trying to make a point.

Annoying Bitch of the Week


What a devious Beeeeeeetch! I have really just grown to hate this girl! If she wins this cycle it will be my sign that the show is starting to go down hill. This girl is NOT A TOP MODEL. She isn't even a SEARS/JC PENNY MODEL!!!! She's hateful with a smile and that makes me sick. I strongly suspect foul play! There is an awesome blog that my BF sent me a link to....particularly a link to a page that proves that Tyra knew Saleisha WAAAAAY after that lame-ass T-ZONE crap they talk abut on the show. Please click Saleisha's photo above to link to that page and watch the telling video!!!!