Bye Bye Bitches!!! pt 1 America's Next Top Model Cycle 9
Tonight was the first episode of ANTM! Though I was pissed that the premier was only an hour long, it was pretty damned good. The show opened with Tyra calling the semi final girls and telling them they were going to go to the Caribbean! AAAHHHH! (That was the general reaction.) They get off the plane and get onto a cruise ship where they will be doing their final auditions. We meet all the semi finalist and (as usual) there was a lot of "I AM America's Next Top Model!" Yawn. Those girls never make it past the semi-finals. When we finally got to the actual auditions there were a few surprises. My favorite was Heather, who immediately put her foot in her mouth! She walks in and says, "Hello pretty ladies...and Tyra!" Hilarious! Mr and Ms Jay were horrified! Turns out that she has some sort of disorder that makes her mildly autistic! Yay! She's socially awkward and sort of retarded in a round about way. I love it! Chantal was pretty impressive. I ripped her apart (Heather too) in my preshow post, then the bitch turned around and rocked it! She had a lot of fashion knowledge and a pretty good walk. It was a battle of the sob stories between Lisa and Marvita. Marvita was raped. molested, beaten and passed around from family to family as a child. Lisa was in six different foster homes and grew up to be an exotic dancer that shows no nudity (yeah right). In the end, Lisa was a prettiercryer so she made the cut.
They did a photo shoot on the beach and met last years winner Jaslene. Speaking of Jaslene: Her "My life as a Cover Girl" ad was pretty good. She no longer does her weird eyebrow thing when she talks, but she still sounds like a retarded dolphin.
In the end thirteen girls were picked...and you already know who they are so on to the fun stuff: Photo of the Week:
Well, it was pretty much the only choice, so Tyra wins. She looks scary!
She knows fashion, she can walk and she has ambition. I was impressed!
Most Likely To Have A Breakdown:
She's mildly autistic and in the preview for next week it looked like the other girls were being mean to her. Hate to break it to the others but I think she will go far in this competition. She's my early pick to win!
Sarah and Janet
Sarah is the fat girl and Janet is the girl from a really small town. I picked them because Sarah came in to her audition with something in her nose and because Janet did a pretend bikini wax on Tyra.
Lisa and Victoria
Lisa is the most annoying person to me this season. She walked in whining and I suspect she will whine her way to the final five. Her voice gives me shingles. Victoria is the "I auditioned as a joke" girl. When she gets over that I will like her more. She reminds me of Millie from Freaks and Geeks.
Most Freakishly Happy:
She was one of the only girls that didn't take the "have a breakdown for Tyra" bait. She's bubbly and happy all the time. I may hate her.
Annoying Bitch Of The Week:
She's definitely the villain of the season...but watch out! ANTM is notorious for letting us believe a girl is the bad guy and then revealing the bad guy later in the cycle! Best example of this would be Monique in cycle 7 who we thought was the big bad! Turns out it was really Smellrose!!!!
Hope you all enjoyed the first episode! More next week!
So if you've been reading this blog for a while you already know I'm a huge Big Brother fan. I haven't been able to blog much about this season -- but I have been watching. Today I wanted to talk about the very annoying Amber. Amber is this sort of trashy girl that was in the house for a pretty long time. Recently she made international news because she made some pretty shitty comments about Jews and New Yorkers. Because of these comments CBS has decided not to interview her or anyone else evicted after her on The Early Show. We have also not been allowed to see what is going on in the sequester house.
I found the video of the conversation Amber had with Jameka about Jews and New Yorkers. I will post it at the end of this post. Do you think the world is overreacting a bit or should Amber be completely shipped off to an island to live by herself? You be the judge!
This video was sent to me by Ms Katie Goodman! Katie in the house!!! Heeeey!!!! She said that she thought I would enjoy this....she was sooooo right! This is wonderfully dramatic--so get your Kleenex and get ready! I had to share it with all of you! Enjoy!
So I was online today (totally you tubing it) when I ran across this fun interview with Willam (AKA Tranny McGuyver). Well, we all love Willam so I decided to share it with all of you! If you haven't checked out his blog you better watch the video then go immediately to my links and click on "As long as there's sidewalks, I'll have a job". It's good stuff bitches!!!