Monday, November 13, 2006


AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Bye Bye Bitch!!! pt 7


After changing from really cool girl to really annoying beeotch, Anchal was eliminated from America's Next Top Model. I was such a huge fan of hers but she really just sort of sucked at the end. Unfortunately the "fat" girls are always the ones that loose every bit of personality right before the big trip abroad. Because Anchal had the life sucked out of her by Smellrose and the other girls she will not be able to go to Spain (I'm guessing that will be the trip destination).

The episode started off good enough. Brooke is being missed by all the girls and they sit around with an guitar and sing. It was actually sort of annoying. The first challenge of the week was to get into bikinis and learn how to take action shots. It was hosted by Model/athlete Gabrielle Reece. They all pretty much sucked at it but for some reason Anchal became the whiniest bitch on earth. I don't get it at all.

Back at home Smellrose and Anchal have it out one more time. Smellrose says Anchal is childish and that she has no respect for other people in the house. Anchal says that she is going to have to slap that ho down. It was a great Top Model moment.

Next challenge has to do with action shots again. The meet James St John and race car driver Stanton Barret at a race track. They are supposed to attack the hot race car driver and take a photo of themselves while doing it. It was a very Survivor like task: Waaaaay too complicated!

Most of the girls were ok (but kinda sucky) and Michelle got on top of the guys car and punctured it with her high heel. Masculinda looked like the scariest bitch ever. I thought she was gonna eat his face off! The best part of this competition is that James St John was sooo obviously fucked up the entire time. I want some of what he's having!

Michelle wins the competition. She gets to choose 3 girls to go with her on a shopping spree. She chose CariDee, Amanda, and Smellrose. Be careful to notice that all the women of color were left out. I don't think this was intentional but it was pretty funny. Anchal, Eugena and Masculinda were totally the ugly step sisters sitting on the side lines. Bitter!!!

The funniest part of the whole thing was that the white girls all had to compete against each other. Whoever picked the most clothes got to keep ALL the clothes (even Michelle's). What a crappy competition to win! Smellrose won. The girls were bitter. Smellrose didn't even share! What a skank!

The final photo shoot was set inside a training facility for sky divers. The models were supposed to look like they were floating in space. This was probably the worst set of photos I have ever seen on the show. They all pretty much looked lame.

Panel was fun because this week they had a task. They each got different adjectives and verbs they had to interpret through movement. Most of the girls were lackluster at best. The stand out was Caridee who had to "hide dizzily". She was sooo funny. I like her even more now! It is funny that she annoyed me so much in the beginning!

In the end it came down to Anchal and Michelle. Anchal left and when she hugged Smellrose goodbye she said, "I still hate you." Smellrose said, "I hate you too." Then Achal blew it by saying she was just kidding. Whatever! Anchal really let me down this time.

It's time for the fun part!

Cover girl of the week

Caridee

Caridee did it again...she is my fave to win..I hope she does!


photo of the week


Michelle

I don't care what the judges say...I liked this shot the best!

most improved

Amanda
She get's better and better...those bitches better watch out!


Why is this Bitch still in the game?

I just don't get it...step it up Eugena!

annoying bitch of the week

Anchal


You let me down girl! You deserved to go...


More later this week!

2 comments:

America's Next Top Podcast said...

Awesome recap!! Thank freaking god stupid Anchal is gone!
xoxo,
IBFF

Anonymous said...

make sure to tape the finale!
meg