AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
BYE BYE BITCHES!!! parts 8 and 9
So due to my work schedule we are gonna have to kill two birds with one stone! Last week Masculinda was kicked off the show. Her elimination was about as interesting as her tenure in the world of Top Model. For that reason I will not bother with a long drawn out explanation of what went on in that episode. This week lesbionic model Michelle was kicked to the curb!
A few points from last weeks episode that should catch you up:
*The models did and acting competition and Caridee won it
*Tyra informed the remaining girls they would be travelling to Barcelona, Spain this year.
*Caridee totally screwed up their commercial challenge and almost got her ass kicked off the show.
*Jaeda is sent home a few days after she makes it to Spain!
This week was a little more interesting. The big challenge of the week was the infamous "go see" challenge. The girls were given a set amount of time and a list of ten designers to interview with. They all did OK except for Michelle and Amanda. They pretty much sucked at this competition. Of course Smellrose won it in the end and rubbed it in everyone else's face. These girls are starting to seriously hate that girl!
The big photo shoot of the week was with Mr Nigel Barker. It was set in a bull ring. It was pretty funny when Mr Jay came out in a bull fighter's costume. He looked super swishy! All was well at the bull ring until Caridee opened her stupid mouth. Nigel was holding this stick. I think it was a prop of some sort. Caridee looks at Nigel and says, "Did you get that from your ass after the last Panel?"
What a DUMB ASS!!! What was she thinking??? I really have no clue. Nigel was offended. She spent the rest of the day trying to make up for it. Her shoot kind of sucked because of all her worrying.
Unfortunately there were no tragedies with the bull. I was really looking forward to one. I KNOW they could have sacrificed a model for my amusement. Don't let me down like that again Tyra.
Panel was awkward and tense. Caridee wrote an apology letter to Nigel and the other judges. It was sort of lame but it probably kept her in the game. Smellrose did well (as usual). I just don't understand why they thought her photo was so good. She looked like a moose dressed in drag. The big shocker was Amanda. For some reason the judges just sort of fixated on her and it was very evident she was going to be in the bottom two. I really didn't get it. I thought her photo was way better than Smellrose's.
The girls were all asked to say who they thought was good enough to win the competition AND who they thought sucked. A lot of girls said Amanda which pretty much sealed her fate in the bottom two. When it was Michelle's turn she totally said that she thought of herself as the weakest link amongst them. I have to say that I thought it was very evident that she was throwing herself under the bus so that Amanda could stay in the game. I'm glad that Tyra recognized that too.
In the end it came down to the twins and Michelle was sent home.
Now for the fun part:
Cover Girl of the Week:
Caridee
Once again Caridee is America's favorite. I suspect the producers of ANTM are making us think that Caridee is going home soon so that we won't realize that she is the only choice left to win the competition. Hey producers! We aren't stupid!
Best Photo:
Tyra Banks
...as the bull...
Most Improved:
Eugena
Eugena has never been my favorite person this cycle. I have to admit that she is turning it out now that we are at the end! I would not be surprised to find her in the final three!
Annoying Bitch of the Week:
Caridee
I don't get it...you pretty much have this competition won already...why are you freaking out at the last minute!?!? Mellow the fuck out Caridee! You got this girl!
BYE BYE BITCHES!!! parts 8 and 9
So due to my work schedule we are gonna have to kill two birds with one stone! Last week Masculinda was kicked off the show. Her elimination was about as interesting as her tenure in the world of Top Model. For that reason I will not bother with a long drawn out explanation of what went on in that episode. This week lesbionic model Michelle was kicked to the curb!
A few points from last weeks episode that should catch you up:
*The models did and acting competition and Caridee won it
*Tyra informed the remaining girls they would be travelling to Barcelona, Spain this year.
*Caridee totally screwed up their commercial challenge and almost got her ass kicked off the show.
*Jaeda is sent home a few days after she makes it to Spain!
This week was a little more interesting. The big challenge of the week was the infamous "go see" challenge. The girls were given a set amount of time and a list of ten designers to interview with. They all did OK except for Michelle and Amanda. They pretty much sucked at this competition. Of course Smellrose won it in the end and rubbed it in everyone else's face. These girls are starting to seriously hate that girl!
The big photo shoot of the week was with Mr Nigel Barker. It was set in a bull ring. It was pretty funny when Mr Jay came out in a bull fighter's costume. He looked super swishy! All was well at the bull ring until Caridee opened her stupid mouth. Nigel was holding this stick. I think it was a prop of some sort. Caridee looks at Nigel and says, "Did you get that from your ass after the last Panel?"
What a DUMB ASS!!! What was she thinking??? I really have no clue. Nigel was offended. She spent the rest of the day trying to make up for it. Her shoot kind of sucked because of all her worrying.
Unfortunately there were no tragedies with the bull. I was really looking forward to one. I KNOW they could have sacrificed a model for my amusement. Don't let me down like that again Tyra.
Panel was awkward and tense. Caridee wrote an apology letter to Nigel and the other judges. It was sort of lame but it probably kept her in the game. Smellrose did well (as usual). I just don't understand why they thought her photo was so good. She looked like a moose dressed in drag. The big shocker was Amanda. For some reason the judges just sort of fixated on her and it was very evident she was going to be in the bottom two. I really didn't get it. I thought her photo was way better than Smellrose's.
The girls were all asked to say who they thought was good enough to win the competition AND who they thought sucked. A lot of girls said Amanda which pretty much sealed her fate in the bottom two. When it was Michelle's turn she totally said that she thought of herself as the weakest link amongst them. I have to say that I thought it was very evident that she was throwing herself under the bus so that Amanda could stay in the game. I'm glad that Tyra recognized that too.
In the end it came down to the twins and Michelle was sent home.
Now for the fun part:
Cover Girl of the Week:
Caridee
Once again Caridee is America's favorite. I suspect the producers of ANTM are making us think that Caridee is going home soon so that we won't realize that she is the only choice left to win the competition. Hey producers! We aren't stupid!
Best Photo:
Tyra Banks
...as the bull...
Most Improved:
Eugena
Eugena has never been my favorite person this cycle. I have to admit that she is turning it out now that we are at the end! I would not be surprised to find her in the final three!
Annoying Bitch of the Week:
Caridee
I don't get it...you pretty much have this competition won already...why are you freaking out at the last minute!?!? Mellow the fuck out Caridee! You got this girl!
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