AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
CONGRATULATIONS CARIDEE!!!
Eugena was the first to go when the girls had to do a Cover Girl commercial and photo shoot on the finale of ANTM. The girls all showed up and they had to do the typical commercial/shoot that they do every year. It's basically blatant product placement for some random Cover Girl product.
The girls did well. Eugena was surprisingly good and Caridee rocked the casbah. Smellrose bit the big one though. It was great to see another Smellrose melt down. My girl has some serious issues!
The next day they had elimination. By all practical purposes this should have been Smellrose's swan song...her photo sucked and her commercial seemed forced. The judges took pity on her and canned Eugena. I have to say I was shocked. I loved how Caridee whispered to Eugena before she walked away that she would not let Smellrose win! Tooooo funny! This is the first time in Top Model history that two blond girls were in the final two.
Now we were down to the final two: Caridee and Smellrose. They were taken to their last challenge. It was a runway show. I need to take a moment to bitch. Last cycle they had the weird runway show that seemed completely faux. This year the show seemed like it might be cool but it wasn't. It was so incredibly lame that I almost had to turn it off.
The girls were dressed up in bridal wear and in the end they had to run around like ghost brides screaming and looking all crazy. Whatever Tyra. What was up with Ms J making a weird appearance in the show? Sometimes I think Tyra and the Judges all get stoned and watch these runway shows so they can laugh their asses off at the dumb ass models!
Caridee went way over the top and "accidentally" stepped on Smelrose's gown. She ripped it and Smellrose threw a big ole hissy fit. Truth be told, Smellrose was the better girl at the runway show. I have to say I started to get really nervous!
The judges did their final panel and pretty much told Caridee her performance sucked the big one. Smellrose was complimented but told that she sucked on the Cover Girl shoot. Whatever was going to happen!?!?!
In the End Caridee won and Smellrose was absolutely crushed. He He He.
Now for the final fun part of cycle 7:
Best Photo:
Caridee
Well, she won! I was pretty happy about that!
Most Improved:
Eugena
Look at the photo at the beginning of this blog and look at this one. Eugena was the most improved of all the girls...I almost like this photo better than Caridee's!
Annoying Bitch of the Week:
Smellrose
Smellrose reclaimed the title! She showed that she is fully capable of throwing a hissy fit at the drop of an eyelash! WHATEVER GIRL!!! Go to therapy...
Well everyone it was fun....waaaay fun and I am pleased to tell you that in addition to posting the episodes of Cycle 1 of ANTM I will also be "bye bye bitching" about the CW's hiatus replacement Britain's Next Top Model! There are two two-hour specials on the 13th and the 20th that sum up cycle 1 and cycle 2. Yay!
See you here next week!
CONGRATULATIONS CARIDEE!!!
Eugena was the first to go when the girls had to do a Cover Girl commercial and photo shoot on the finale of ANTM. The girls all showed up and they had to do the typical commercial/shoot that they do every year. It's basically blatant product placement for some random Cover Girl product.
The girls did well. Eugena was surprisingly good and Caridee rocked the casbah. Smellrose bit the big one though. It was great to see another Smellrose melt down. My girl has some serious issues!
The next day they had elimination. By all practical purposes this should have been Smellrose's swan song...her photo sucked and her commercial seemed forced. The judges took pity on her and canned Eugena. I have to say I was shocked. I loved how Caridee whispered to Eugena before she walked away that she would not let Smellrose win! Tooooo funny! This is the first time in Top Model history that two blond girls were in the final two.
Now we were down to the final two: Caridee and Smellrose. They were taken to their last challenge. It was a runway show. I need to take a moment to bitch. Last cycle they had the weird runway show that seemed completely faux. This year the show seemed like it might be cool but it wasn't. It was so incredibly lame that I almost had to turn it off.
The girls were dressed up in bridal wear and in the end they had to run around like ghost brides screaming and looking all crazy. Whatever Tyra. What was up with Ms J making a weird appearance in the show? Sometimes I think Tyra and the Judges all get stoned and watch these runway shows so they can laugh their asses off at the dumb ass models!
Caridee went way over the top and "accidentally" stepped on Smelrose's gown. She ripped it and Smellrose threw a big ole hissy fit. Truth be told, Smellrose was the better girl at the runway show. I have to say I started to get really nervous!
The judges did their final panel and pretty much told Caridee her performance sucked the big one. Smellrose was complimented but told that she sucked on the Cover Girl shoot. Whatever was going to happen!?!?!
In the End Caridee won and Smellrose was absolutely crushed. He He He.
Now for the final fun part of cycle 7:
Best Photo:
CarideeWell, she won! I was pretty happy about that!
Most Improved:
EugenaLook at the photo at the beginning of this blog and look at this one. Eugena was the most improved of all the girls...I almost like this photo better than Caridee's!
Annoying Bitch of the Week:
SmellroseSmellrose reclaimed the title! She showed that she is fully capable of throwing a hissy fit at the drop of an eyelash! WHATEVER GIRL!!! Go to therapy...
Well everyone it was fun....waaaay fun and I am pleased to tell you that in addition to posting the episodes of Cycle 1 of ANTM I will also be "bye bye bitching" about the CW's hiatus replacement Britain's Next Top Model! There are two two-hour specials on the 13th and the 20th that sum up cycle 1 and cycle 2. Yay!
See you here next week!
1 comment:
i'm happy she won too!
meg
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