Wednesday, October 10, 2007

America's Next Top Model
Bye Bye Bitch!!! pt 4



It is the classic ANTM makeover episode this week! Right on! I love makeover week! Unfortunately most of the girls really liked their makeovers, so we didn't get a lot of drama!


We started with the girls getting "Tyra Mail" about going to get their makeovers. Everyone was really excited except for Chantal who was convinced they were going to cut off all her hair. When they got to makeover central they found Mr and Ms J. The boys were basically there to hold the girls hands, introduce Tyra and (in the end) make fun of the girls that cried.
They switched things up this year! Instead of lame-ass drawings of the girls new looks they did these weird computer morphs. The girls were pretty happy.


There were a few moments of drama! The first was when they tried to take out Ebony's $500.00 weave! Turns out Ebony got a really bad weave for free! They actually had to pull it off her forehead where the weavologist accidentally glued it on! Scandalous! The best bit of drama was defiantly when it was discovered that Bianca had damaged her pink locks to a point where they couldn't complete the makeover! They buzzed that girls hair off and made her start from scratch! It was awesome! The funny thing is that Bianca cried but not nearly as bad as I thought she would. She was really cool and I had to give her props for not taking the moment to go all "theatre" on us!


This weeks challenge was hosted by the oh-so hot Nigel (and unfortunately his wife)! It was the Cover girl challenge. All the girls had a ridiculous amount of time to get dressed and do a completely made up face to be judged. The girl who had the best make up would win something that I honestly can't remember! The point is Janet would have won but she put on the wrong dress! Sarah won instead and everyone was happy that Saleisha finally lost something.


The whole time all this was going on we had to be subjected to listening to Victoria whine about not feeling like a model. SHUT UP VICTORIA!!!! If I had to hear one more time that she was smart and not very good model material i swear I would have put a cigarette out in my eye!



The photo shoot was really fun! Each of the girls were given a specific kind of flower or plant they had to portray. Most of the girls were ok but there were a few train wreaks! Victoria thought way too much about what she was doing and ended up looking stiff. The golden child Saleisha had dead eyes and poor Chantal was left in tears after Mr J and the photographer started telling her opposite things.


Panel was pretty typical. Jenah had the best shot (again) and Victoria tried to attack Twiggy (again). This time Twiggy basically told her that she always came across as abrasive and it was a little offensive. Nigel said she may be smart but she wasn't wise. Nigel is so hot.
In the end it came down to Saleisha and Victoria and Vic was sent packing!

Now for the fun part!

Cover girl of the Week


Heather


Everyone loves an autistic girl!

Best Makeover

Sarah

I was really skeptical when Tyra revealed her new look ...but after a little make up and better clothes Sarah looks incredible.

Worst Makeover

Saleisha


I remember this cut from my childhood...it's very figure skater.
They said she was gonna have a Louise Brooks bob...I hate to tell ya but that aint nothing like LB!!!


Most Improved

Ebony

She would have had best shot in panel if she hadn't effed up her interview so bad!

Best Photo

Jenah


They better watch out! She now blond and beautiful!!!

Annoying Bitch of the Week

Victoria


I think I've said it all before, no?

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