America's Next Top Model
Bye Bye Bitch!!!
pt 5
This week it was all about posing. This could mean posing while jumping on a tramp-oline (sorry about that), posing while ice skating or even posing as a fashion gargoyle! It was a weird episode so why don't we just get to it!
First off I would like to say the girls seemed to be getting along a little too well at the beginning of the episode! They were all lovey and annoying. The only hint at bitterness was the girls being very slightly annoyed by Janet's obsession with cleaning. Thank God the love fest was interrupted by Tyra mail! The letter basically told them to be ready the next morning for some posing!
Enter: Benny effing Ninja...AGAIN! Skeletor decided that it was his job to teach these girls to pose while in movement. He made them get on a trampoline and pose fiercely. None of them were particularly good but it seemed that maybe Bianca was the best.
This weeks challenge was posing while some guy they barely knew lifted each girl while ice skating. No really! It was very strange! The guest judges were the lady from Seventeen Magazine and Danielle (winner 2 cycles ago). It was pretty shameful. Most of the girls sucked (yet again) but a few REALLY sucked. I think the winner of the all time worst was Heather. It was awesome...she was just awkward and BAD. Unfortunately Lisa was the winner of the challenge. She got to choose two girls to join her in a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine. She chose Janet and Ebony.
While winners were doing a very hoochified shoot the other girls were at home...being bitches! This win divided the house in half. Apparently a lot of the girls see though Lisa's bullshit just as well as I do! When Lisa and the girls got back it was deliciously tense.
The next day they had their photo shoot. They were supposedly made up to look like high fashion gargoyles! I didn't really get the reference in the clothes but...whatever...I'm not Mr J. Ambreal completely wigged out! They had to do the shoot on top of this really tall building and she is very afraid of heights. I find it strange that she didn't really complain about it when they were rock climbing but yet again...whatever. Most of the girls were pretty good. Lisa yet again stood out (sigh).
At panel things were pretty calm. With no Victoria to attack Twiggy it was even a little boring. We found out that Ebony is afraid to smile because she thinks her gums are to big. Seriously. We also got to see Lisa at her most manipulative. Of course she almost had a breakdown (fake) and totally ratted out the girls that were mean to her (snitch). OK #1: They really were not that mean; #2: Shut up and deal with it yourself; #3: It was so obvious that she was trying to get the judges to feel sorry for her!!! Sorry bitch but you are no Natasha (last cycle)! Natasha was really attacked by the other girls on a daily basis and NEVER whined about it in panel. This ho was barely made fun of and she makes it out like they ate her effing puppy!!! Whatever.
In the end Janet was just a little less modelriffic and was sent packing. She was sad and so was I! I thought they should have kept her for at least another week!
On to the fun part!
Cover Girl of the Week:
Heather
People still like her...I do to!
Most Improved:
Bianca
She really impressed me this week! If she keeps this kind of work up she may be able to kick Saleisha right out the door.
Most Likely to take A Bad-Ass Pic then Suck at Panel:
Ebony
Why!?! Why does she suck in panel!?!? I honestly think Tyra caused this whole situation! She completely made her feel like ass when she did her semi-final interview and the girl has never recovered.
Least Likely to Fix Her Hair for Panel:
Jenah
Do you not own an effing brush? Maybe a pony tail holder? Anything???
Annoying Bitch of the Week and (unfortunately) Best Photo:
Lisa
Lisa: This may be a fierce photo but you are the most emotionally manipulative person I have ever seen on this show. I can't stand you.
..."and...I'm done!"
Bye Bye Bitch!!!
pt 5
This week it was all about posing. This could mean posing while jumping on a tramp-oline (sorry about that), posing while ice skating or even posing as a fashion gargoyle! It was a weird episode so why don't we just get to it!
First off I would like to say the girls seemed to be getting along a little too well at the beginning of the episode! They were all lovey and annoying. The only hint at bitterness was the girls being very slightly annoyed by Janet's obsession with cleaning. Thank God the love fest was interrupted by Tyra mail! The letter basically told them to be ready the next morning for some posing!
Enter: Benny effing Ninja...AGAIN! Skeletor decided that it was his job to teach these girls to pose while in movement. He made them get on a trampoline and pose fiercely. None of them were particularly good but it seemed that maybe Bianca was the best.
This weeks challenge was posing while some guy they barely knew lifted each girl while ice skating. No really! It was very strange! The guest judges were the lady from Seventeen Magazine and Danielle (winner 2 cycles ago). It was pretty shameful. Most of the girls sucked (yet again) but a few REALLY sucked. I think the winner of the all time worst was Heather. It was awesome...she was just awkward and BAD. Unfortunately Lisa was the winner of the challenge. She got to choose two girls to join her in a photo shoot for Seventeen Magazine. She chose Janet and Ebony.
While winners were doing a very hoochified shoot the other girls were at home...being bitches! This win divided the house in half. Apparently a lot of the girls see though Lisa's bullshit just as well as I do! When Lisa and the girls got back it was deliciously tense.
The next day they had their photo shoot. They were supposedly made up to look like high fashion gargoyles! I didn't really get the reference in the clothes but...whatever...I'm not Mr J. Ambreal completely wigged out! They had to do the shoot on top of this really tall building and she is very afraid of heights. I find it strange that she didn't really complain about it when they were rock climbing but yet again...whatever. Most of the girls were pretty good. Lisa yet again stood out (sigh).
At panel things were pretty calm. With no Victoria to attack Twiggy it was even a little boring. We found out that Ebony is afraid to smile because she thinks her gums are to big. Seriously. We also got to see Lisa at her most manipulative. Of course she almost had a breakdown (fake) and totally ratted out the girls that were mean to her (snitch). OK #1: They really were not that mean; #2: Shut up and deal with it yourself; #3: It was so obvious that she was trying to get the judges to feel sorry for her!!! Sorry bitch but you are no Natasha (last cycle)! Natasha was really attacked by the other girls on a daily basis and NEVER whined about it in panel. This ho was barely made fun of and she makes it out like they ate her effing puppy!!! Whatever.
In the end Janet was just a little less modelriffic and was sent packing. She was sad and so was I! I thought they should have kept her for at least another week!
On to the fun part!
Cover Girl of the Week:
Heather
People still like her...I do to! Most Improved:
Bianca
She really impressed me this week! If she keeps this kind of work up she may be able to kick Saleisha right out the door.Most Likely to take A Bad-Ass Pic then Suck at Panel:
Ebony
Why!?! Why does she suck in panel!?!? I honestly think Tyra caused this whole situation! She completely made her feel like ass when she did her semi-final interview and the girl has never recovered. Least Likely to Fix Her Hair for Panel:
Jenah
Do you not own an effing brush? Maybe a pony tail holder? Anything???Annoying Bitch of the Week and (unfortunately) Best Photo:
Lisa
Lisa: This may be a fierce photo but you are the most emotionally manipulative person I have ever seen on this show. I can't stand you.
..."and...I'm done!"
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