America's Next Top Model
Bye Bye Bitch!!!
pt 2


So what's up with Tyra's stand against smoking!?! Whatevah!!! I am also a little over the fact that I don't have access to the photos until the Monday after the "encore" show. That's lame.
The episode started with the girls moving into their new home. This years theme is "green" (as in tree hugging green). It's totally boring...but defiantly better then the freaky all Tyra house that we've seen before. Most of the girls are getting along...but they are pretty mean to Heather (the autistic one).


Tyra went all psycho crazy and said that the first photo shoot was going to be all about the evils of smoking! The girls had to take a fabulous shot while smoking and looking in a mirror. Next they took a nasty "effects of smoking" shot that would be reflected in the mirror later. It was so dumb. Most of the girls did well. Mila (little miss sunshine) thought it was hilarious and laughed through most of her shoot. For once I actually liked her!



The challenge of the week was to buy the perfect Model outfit to show up to panel in. Benny Ninja aka Skelator was waiting at Old Navy for the girls. He was just as creepy as ever. Oh and ...Old Navy? Really?


At panel Saleisha won the challenge and Lisa cried...AGAIN. Never in Top Model history have I disliked a girl as much as I dislike her. Ugh. Mila sucked in her Q&A and was the girl who was sent home! It's funny because I honestly think she didn't have the worst pic.


I just really thought that Nigel deserved a moment. If you want to check out his blog click on his photo.

On to the fun part:

Cover Girl of the Week:

Lisa

It's odd, but they haven't actually started voting for this so how did she win? I hate Lisa.
It's a good shot though...sigh...

Favorite Photo:

Saliesha and Heather


Even though Saliesha was a bitch to Heather this shot was definitely my favorite. I really think these two girls may be in the final three. They might even be in the final two!

Most Improved:

Ambreal

Ambreal annoys me but I really do think this shot was nice....and soooo much better than her others!

Annoying Bitch of the Week:

Ebony

I really wanted Lisa to be here but I refuse to post another picture of her in this entry...so by default Ebony gets the honors!

Why Oh Why...

...can't we have fashion shows like this on America's Next Top Model!?!

Bye Bye Bitches!!!
pt 1
America's Next Top Model
Cycle 9



Tonight was the first episode of ANTM! Though I was pissed that the premier was only an hour long, it was pretty damned good.
The show opened with Tyra calling the semi final girls and telling them they were going to go to the Caribbean! AAAHHHH! (That was the general reaction.)
They get off the plane and get onto a cruise ship where they will be doing their final auditions. We meet all the semi finalist and (as usual) there was a lot of "I AM America's Next Top Model!" Yawn. Those girls never make it past the semi-finals.
When we finally got to the actual auditions there were a few surprises. My favorite was Heather, who immediately put her foot in her mouth! She walks in and says, "Hello pretty ladies...and Tyra!" Hilarious! Mr and Ms Jay were horrified! Turns out that she has some sort of disorder that makes her mildly autistic! Yay! She's socially awkward and sort of retarded in a round about way. I love it!
Chantal was pretty impressive. I ripped her apart (Heather too) in my preshow post, then the bitch turned around and rocked it! She had a lot of fashion knowledge and a pretty good walk. It was a battle of the sob stories between Lisa and Marvita. Marvita was raped. molested, beaten and passed around from family to family as a child. Lisa was in six different foster homes and grew up to be an exotic dancer that shows no nudity (yeah right). In the end, Lisa was a prettier cryer so she made the cut.


They did a photo shoot on the beach and met last years winner Jaslene. Speaking of Jaslene: Her "My life as a Cover Girl" ad was pretty good. She no longer does her weird eyebrow thing when she talks, but she still sounds like a retarded dolphin.

In the end thirteen girls were picked...and you already know who they are so on to the fun stuff:
Photo of the Week:

Tyra Banks

Well, it was pretty much the only choice, so Tyra wins. She looks scary!



Most Impressive:

Chantal


She knows fashion, she can walk and she has ambition. I was impressed!

Most Likely To Have A Breakdown:

Heather

She's mildly autistic and in the preview for next week it looked like the other girls were being mean to her. Hate to break it to the others but I think she will go far in this competition. She's my early pick to win!

Most Fun:

Sarah and Janet



Sarah is the fat girl and Janet is the girl from a really small town. I picked them because Sarah came in to her audition with something in her nose and because Janet did a pretend bikini wax on Tyra.

Most Aggravating:

Lisa and Victoria



Lisa is the most annoying person to me this season. She walked in whining and I suspect she will whine her way to the final five. Her voice gives me shingles.
Victoria is the "I auditioned as a joke" girl. When she gets over that I will like her more. She reminds me of Millie from Freaks and Geeks.


Most Freakishly Happy:

Mila

She was one of the only girls that didn't take the "have a breakdown for Tyra" bait. She's bubbly and happy all the time. I may hate her.

Annoying Bitch Of The Week:

Ebony


She's definitely the villain of the season...but watch out! ANTM is notorious for letting us believe a girl is the bad guy and then revealing the bad guy later in the cycle! Best example of this would be Monique in cycle 7 who we thought was the big bad! Turns out it was really Smellrose!!!!

Hope you all enjoyed the first episode! More next week!

I'm a sucker for fun things!

Fun thing of the day:

What Japanese smiley are you?

You are "Excited"

What Japanese Smiley Are You?

Big Brother 8

Amber: Crazy Ho or just Misunderstood?


So if you've been reading this blog for a while you already know I'm a huge Big Brother fan. I haven't been able to blog much about this season -- but I have been watching. Today I wanted to talk about the very annoying Amber. Amber is this sort of trashy girl that was in the house for a pretty long time. Recently she made international news because she made some pretty shitty comments about Jews and New Yorkers. Because of these comments CBS has decided not to interview her or anyone else evicted after her on The Early Show. We have also not been allowed to see what is going on in the sequester house.

I found the video of the conversation Amber had with Jameka about Jews and New Yorkers. I will post it at the end of this post. Do you think the world is overreacting a bit or should Amber be completely shipped off to an island to live by herself? You be the judge!

AWESOME!!!!

This video was sent to me by Ms Katie Goodman! Katie in the house!!! Heeeey!!!! She said that she thought I would enjoy this....she was sooooo right! This is wonderfully dramatic--so get your Kleenex and get ready! I had to share it with all of you! Enjoy!

What up Willam!!!!

So I was online today (totally you tubing it) when I ran across this fun interview with Willam (AKA Tranny McGuyver). Well, we all love Willam so I decided to share it with all of you! If you haven't checked out his blog you better watch the video then go immediately to my links and click on "As long as there's sidewalks, I'll have a job". It's good stuff bitches!!!

America's Next Top Model
Cycle 9

Oh Mah Gah Y'all!!!! It's totally that time again!!! ANTM cycle 9 starts Wednesday, September 19th and you bitches better be there! As usual, I am going to give my opinions of the new girls based completely on their first shots. I was totally wrong last cycle...let's hope I'm a better judge of character this time around! Here we go y'all:

Meet the ladies of America's Next Top Model: cycle 9!

LISA

Lisa...well, I just sort of think she's blah in this photo! I've seen this girl on ANTM before...in one cycle she was called Mercedes, in another Nic...this look bores the shit out me now! Hopefully makeover day will rock this beeeetch out!

Chantal

Chantal intrigues me! She reminds me of the high school girls I was obsessed with when I was a small boy. Her lip gloss is poppin' but that blouse is soooo last year. I wonder if she will be the short haircut girl this season. I can hear it now: "We really feel like you are too commercial so we decided to chop all your hair off! We want you too look edgy like Mia Farrow in Rosemary's Baby!"

Sarah

Alright Sarah! Is it just me or does she favor tv's Wonder Woman: Lynda Carter in the face! I have to co-sign her just for that! She needs to be careful though...Tyra may rip that wide belt off to add to her collection! This may be the first girl to go...

Janet

Janet is another that bores the shit out of me! I do recognize a certain devilish twinkle in her eyes that gives me a little hope...or she could just be mildly retarded...hard to say...

Jenah

Jenah looks crazy as a loon and that makes me love her! Fun! I think she will either be annoying or brilliant! There will be no in between. I hope they change that hair a lot!

Kimberly

I'm lovin' this girl at first glance. She's like a baby Milla Jovavitch! Long legs and awesome eyes- -She may be my favorite going into this cycle!

Mila

This girl looks broke down! I really don't like her at first glance. I suspect she will be the girl everyone hates. She may also be like Natasha (cycle 8). I didn't like her very much going into cycle 8, but by the end I really wanted her to win!

Saliesha
(no really, that's her name!)

She looks like a beeeotch to me! I think she will be the over confidant girl that has to learn she's not all that! She may surprise me and be the girl next door...but she certainly doesn't photograph like one!

Victoria

She is the Shandi (cycle 2) of the season I bet! I don't think she'll be around for long but I have been wrong in the past. She does have that normal girl look that could easily translate well to film.

Ambreal

Looks like a hot mess to me! I hope she is fun to watch because this first photo kinda sucks.

Bianca

Blahhh! This girl does absolutely nothing for me. I bet she is the girl Tyra will keep forever while we sit at home and wonder why! Examples of this girl are: Kesse (cycle 1), Camille (cycle 2), Anne (cycle 3), Keenyah (cycle 4), Bre (cycle 5), Furonda (cycle 6), Eugena (cycle 7), Dionne (cycle 8)! Every cycle has this girl and sometimes she is very entertaining (see: Camille, Furonda, and Dionne).

Ebony

This is the third Ebony in 9 cycles of ANTM. One thing I can say for the Ebonys is that they are always entertaining. From the look of this photo, I bet this one is gonna be a whole lot of fun! I think she is the girl I'm most eager to watch on tv!
By the way...was she one of the Flava of Love's Charm School girlz???

Heather

One word: BOOOOOOORING!!!!! This girl is ...well...(yawn)...I...(ZZZZZZZZ)

Ok that is is for now! Let me know if you have any thoughts on these girls. I will leave you with the cycle 9 promotional videos! I haven't actually watched them yet so you may find out more about the girls. Like I said before, I like to do these first impressions based totally on the photo.

THE GIRLS OF CYCLE 9



THE TEASER





Have fun and I will write again after the premiere!!!
ANTM: Cycle 9 Wednesday, September 19, 2007 @ 8/7c

Click TYRA for link to show web page:

How Did I End Up In the 7th Level of Hell!?!?

My friend (Tammy) sent this to me and I failed with flying colors!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

This Speaks for Itself

This is for Elizabeth, Megan, Pil, Katie and Amy (from ANTPodcast).

Just for old times sake...

Remember my obsession with Nikki Grahame (star of BB7 UK and Princess Nikki)? Well just for old times sake I decided to google her to see what was up! I found that she is still quite the little celebrity over there and here are a few clips of her:

Nikki tries to win money for charity:

Nikki's Domino's ad:

Nikki on The Weakest Link:

MARY CHERRY


Few things in this life give me greater pleasure than Leslie Grossman as Mary Cherry on the long lost WB series POPULAR. I think she is just brilliant. To pass a little time (while I get caught up on Big Brother 8) I decided to do a little tribute to the glorious Mary Cherry! Here are some of my favorite Cherry Moments:

I hope you enjoy!

B HO

Mary meets her long lost twin sister!






Mary "Annie" Cherry

Mary meets her Daddy



Teen Tart

Much like American Idol


I Know What You Did Last Spring Break

Mary Cherry gets stalked



Bankrupt

Mary Cherry looses her funds!

My favorite LOST episodes
season 3


Season 3 was almost as good as season 1. It introduced us to new characters and by the end of the season we really had no idea where the show was going to go in the final three seasons! We are at the halfway point and I'm as excited as I can be to see what happens next.
I have to say, this season was the hardest to pick episodes for! I had so many favorites that I had to edit them down. Just for the record though, if I could have added:
Further Instructions
Trisha Tanaka is Dead
Enter 77
Par Avion
Expose
Left Behind
The Brig
and Greatest Hits
to the list I would have in a heartbeat. They were all good and I think you should check them out too!


So here are my season 3 favorites that made the cut!

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SPOILERS BELOW

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A Tale of Two Cities


This is the season premier and what a premier it was! We meet my new favorite character (Juliet) and begin to find out what the Others are all about. This is a Jack flashback, but the island stuff is the real reason to watch!

The Cost Of Living


We finally get to see the monster kill a character in this episode! So that's how it does it! This is an Eko episode but the real action is on island not in flashbacks.

I Do


This was the mini-season finale. They released the first six episodes in the early fall and then went on a huge hiatus. This episode is worth watching for the last five minutes!

Not In Portland



So how is it that Juliet got involved with the Others? This is the episode that explains it all. Very engaging and a great episode to get us back into the swing of things after the mini-season! Wonder how the Others have such loyal followers? Check out their training methods in this episode!



Flashes Before Your Eyes



I have one thing to say about this episode: What the Hell!?!?
Desmond is the focus of this episode and while he may have annoyed me through season 2, he rocks in season 3.

The Man From Tallahassee


Ever wonder how Locke was put in that wheelchair? Well, here is the answer! This episode has it all: mythology, character development, mystery, and what? ANSWERS!

One Of Us



We pick up where Juliet comes to the island and discover there is a lot more to her than we realized in the beginning. We get a better sense of how the Others get their off-island info and we get a nice surprise at the end of the episode!

The Man Behind the Curtain


We finally get to see a Ben flashback! This one is scandalous and awesome! Ben is one screwed up guy. I dare to say his father was slightly more screwed up though. We also get to meet Jacob...well...sorta...



Through the Looking Glass



The third season finale and in my opinion the best one yet. The producers nicknamed the big twist at the end "the rattlesnake" and when you see it you will know why! I was speechless for days!

****to check out seasons 1 and 2 favorites click on photos below****

SEASON 1



SEASON 2