Sunday, July 09, 2006

The Top Ten

So I have been talking about Big Brother All-Stars relentlessly for a while now. It occurs to me that anyone who doesn't really watch the show might actually think these people were the best players. In my opinion some of them are not. I got to thinking about it and I decided to try to pick my top ten best players. Now they aren't really my favorite people but they are the best players I think (in no particular order):

Will


The Evil Doctor Feel Good

strategy:
He Lied his way all the way to the bank.

Why he won:
He told the house guests he was lying and they still believed him...in the end he even said he would blow all the money. He was the most honest liar ever!


Janelle

The Brainy Buxom Blonde

strategy:
She was really the little engine that could. She surprised everyone buy winning lots of competitions and clear strategic thinking. She accessed her competition by playing chess with them.

Why she lost:
She never had a chance to win...especially when she was left in the final four with no allies!




Maggie

Master of Minions

strategy:
She was silent and deadly. She never did any of her dirty work.

Why she won:
The kept her nose clean and convinced her entire alliance that she was the second coming.


Danielle

The Mastermind

strategy:
The only player in Big Brother history never to be nominated for eviction. She was the only person in BB history to have a secret alliance till the end of the game. She stayed in the shadows and attacked with a vengeance when she needed to. She referred to herself as "the dark side" to her partner's personality.

Why she lost:
She was too honest in her diary sessions. She told the truth and the other players hated her for it.

Lisa

The Coat Tailer

strategy:
She was shy and demure. She never said much about her tactics in the game.

Why Lisa won:
She let everyone else pick each other off. She saved her energy until the end of the game and won the competitions that mattered. She found her final competitor's weakness and exploited it.


Jun

The Wicked Chef

strategy:
She cooked for everyone and stayed in the heart of the house.

Why she won:
She floated from group to group until there were no groups left.



Alison

The Fire Starter

strategy:
Loud and brash behavior was Ali's tactic. She had her game on from the moment she entered the house.

Why she lost:
She never bothered to care about people's feelings.

Drew

The Boy Next Door

strategy:
He was a one woman man until the final three then he dumped her for a cowboy!

Why He Won:
He won because he dumped his "girlfriend" (who carried his ass through the show) and took his best friend (Cowboy) who he knew he could beat.



Diane

Love's Bitch

strategy:
She was an "in your face" player who wasn't afraid of anyone.

Why she lost:
She fell for Drew who dumped her ass when he got to the final three.


Nicole

The Mean Girl

strategy:
Another "Type A" girl who alienated everyone in the house from her. She spoke her mind and made tough decisions

Why she lost:
She took Will to the final two.

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